Walk into your next hearing with the right questions
Five tiers of defense intelligence, from $197 to $9,997. Upgrade anytime with full credit.
Smart defendants don't just hire an attorney. They get a second set of eyes on their own case — so they're never the only stranger in the room.
You paid $10K-$100K+ for an attorney. Our services cost a fraction of that — to make sure you understand every decision they're making, and why.
Upgrade Credits: 100% Applied
Start with the Case Decoder for $197. If you upgrade later, every dollar you paid is credited toward the next tier. No money wasted. 12-month expiration.
Whether you're the defendant or the person doing the research for someone you love — every product works the same way.
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Drug Cases
Possession, trafficking, distribution
We track every person who touched the evidence. We check if the amount at arrest matches the lab report. We investigate whether any informant was reliable. These are the same approaches used in landmark defense cases and 375+ exonerations.
Case Decoder
$19715 specific questions to ask your attorney about your drug case. Includes ready-to-send email templates and a 7-day action plan.
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$997How judges in your area sentence drug cases. How your prosecutor handles them. What outcomes are realistic — all researched from public records.
Get Case Intelligence BriefDUI / DWI
First offense through felony DUI
We check breathalyzer calibration records and field sobriety test compliance. We apply the same evidence review and cross-examination approaches used to win landmark retrials and acquittals.
Case Decoder
$19715 specific questions to ask your attorney about your DUI case. Includes ready-to-send email templates and a 7-day action plan.
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$997How judges in your area handle DUI cases. What diversion programs exist near you. What outcomes are realistic — all researched from public records.
Get Case Intelligence BriefWhite Collar
Fraud, embezzlement, federal charges
Federal cases are a different game. We review your constitutional rights arguments, jury selection factors, and complex charge structures. Our approaches come from attorneys who have handled the highest-profile federal cases — helping you understand the charges and evaluate every strategic decision.
Case Decoder
$19715 specific questions to ask your attorney about your federal case. Includes ready-to-send email templates and a 7-day action plan.
Get Case DecoderView Sample ReportCase Intelligence Brief
$997How judges in your area sentence federal cases. Your prosecutor's track record. A review of your sentencing guidelines. Questions to help you think through cooperation decisions — all researched from public records.
Get Case Intelligence BriefOur Guarantee
Every tier comes with a delivery guarantee. If we miss the stated deadline or question count — full cash refund, no questions asked.
The X-Ray — Three Guarantees. Zero Exceptions.
The Discovery Guarantee
Every piece of discovery we have analyzed has contained at least one discrepancy, gap, or constitutional vulnerability. Every single one. That is not marketing language — it is the nature of police work and prosecutorial preparation. If we analyze your discovery documents and do not identify at least one concrete issue your attorney can act on — a contradiction, a chain of custody gap, a constitutional question, a missing piece of evidence that should be there — you get every dollar back. No forms. No phone calls. No waiting. Just email us and it's done.
The Attorney Meeting Guarantee
Every X-Ray comes with an Attorney Delivery Package — a formatted summary of findings your attorney can read in 10 minutes, with every claim sourced back to a specific page in your discovery. If your attorney reviews our findings and tells you there is nothing there, send us the response and we will add a second round of analysis at no charge.
The Delivery Commitment
Delivered within 10 business days of document receipt or you receive a 20% refund automatically — no request required. Past 15 business days for any reason: full refund. Your case moves on a schedule. So do we.
Case Decoder ($197): 15 calibrated questions researched from your specific charge details. Delivered within 48 hours of intake.
Case Intelligence Brief ($997): 10-15 targeted questions with jurisdiction intelligence and jurisdiction analysis. Delivered within 72 hours of intake.
The War Room ($4,997): Initial package within 25-28 business days or full refund. Weekly updates thereafter — if any update surfaces zero new findings, that update is free. Priority questions answered within 4 business hours.
The Situation Room ($9,997): Full trial intelligence cycle — nightly testimony analysis, morning prep brief, witness impeachment research — every trial day. Priority 24-48hr turnaround.
Questions about which tier is right? help@imnotanattorney.com — we respond within one business day.
Frequently Asked Questions
No. You need an attorney. We provide legal research and questions — not legal advice. Think of us as a second set of eyes on your case. We research your situation and give you specific questions your attorney needs to answer. You show up to your next meeting prepared — instead of waiting for your attorney to decide what to tell you.
Every report includes a plain-English charge breakdown, calibrated questions in 6-part format (context, question, why it matters, good answer, bad answer, follow-up), and a communication toolkit. Higher tiers add jurisdiction intelligence, discovery analysis, witness research, and weekly updates.
No. We guarantee deliverables — question counts, timeframes, and thorough analysis. We cannot and do not guarantee case outcomes.
100% of what you paid is credited toward the next tier. Buy the Case Decoder for $197, then upgrade to the Intelligence Brief for just $800. No money wasted. Credits are valid for 12 months.
A second opinion from another attorney costs $1,500+ for one hour. We provide ongoing, documented research with specific questions — at a fraction of the cost.
What’s Actually in Your Discovery?
7 evidence problems real cases hide — and the questions that expose them. Based on a real case we reviewed. Used by defendants who refuse to go into court blind.
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