Terms of Service

1. Acceptance of Terms

By accessing or using ImNotAnAttorney, a business operated by ImNotAnAttorney LLC ("we," "us," or "our") at imnotanattorney.com ("the Site"), or by purchasing any of our services, you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service ("Terms"). These Terms constitute a legally binding agreement between you and ImNotAnAttorney. We encourage you to read them in full — and if anything doesn't make sense, reach out before purchasing.

2. Description of Services

ImNotAnAttorney provides legal information, research, and case analysis services for criminal defendants. Our services include case analysis reports, discovery document reviews, and question-generation tools designed to help you communicate more effectively with your attorney. We offer multiple service tiers ranging from automated case analysis to comprehensive discovery review and trial intelligence.

Our services are designed to supplement — not replace — the professional judgment of a licensed attorney. We provide you with information and questions; your attorney provides the legal strategy.

3. What We Do — And What We Don't

ImNotAnAttorney is NOT a law firm and does NOT practice law. None of our employees, contractors, or team members are licensed attorneys, and no one at ImNotAnAttorney is authorized to provide legal advice, legal opinions, or legal representation in any jurisdiction.

What we provide: Legal information, factual analysis of case documents, established legal frameworks and procedures, and specific questions you can bring to your attorney. Our reports identify patterns, potential issues, and areas worth exploring — they do not tell you what to do.

What we do NOT provide: Legal advice, legal opinions, legal strategy recommendations, attorney competency evaluations, predictions of case outcomes, or direction to take any specific legal action. We do not tell you whether to accept or reject a plea deal, which motions to file, or how to handle any specific aspect of your case.

How it works best: Your attorney makes the legal decisions. We make sure you understand what decisions are being made, and why. Our reports are designed to work best when brought into a conversation with your attorney — giving you the context and questions to have a productive discussion.

No communication with ImNotAnAttorney — including submitting case details, purchasing services, receiving reports, or exchanging emails — creates an attorney-client relationship, establishes any privilege of confidentiality associated with such a relationship, or creates any fiduciary duty between you and ImNotAnAttorney.

Limitations on accuracy. While we strive for thoroughness, our analysis is based on the information you provide. We don't have access to sealed court records, private conversations between attorneys and judges, or real-time courtroom dynamics — which means there are things your attorney knows that we can't account for. All content is reviewed for quality before delivery but is not verified by a licensed attorney.

4. Technology & Automated Processing Disclosure

Our reports are generated using proprietary analysis technology combined with legal research frameworks developed from the published work of 40+ criminal defense attorneys. Your case data is not used to improve or train our analysis systems, and every report goes through a quality review before delivery. Like any analytical tool, our technology has limitations — it can miss nuance or produce errors, which is why our reports are designed as a starting point for conversations with your attorney, not a replacement for one. See our Privacy Policy Section 3 for full technical details on how your data is processed.

5. Payment Terms

All payments are processed securely through Stripe. Prices are listed in US dollars. By purchasing a service, you agree to pay the listed price for your selected tier.

• Delivery guarantee: Each service tier includes a specific delivery timeframe stated at the time of purchase. If we fail to deliver your report within the guaranteed timeframe, you are entitled to a full cash refund — no questions asked. To claim a delivery guarantee refund, contact us within 7 days of the missed delivery deadline.
• Satisfaction guarantee: If you're not satisfied with your report after delivery, contact us within 30 days. We'll apply 100% of your purchase as a credit toward any higher service tier. Satisfaction credits are non-transferable and have no cash value. This is a credit, not a cash refund — the delivery guarantee above is the cash refund. Satisfaction credits do not trigger deletion of your documents or revocation of report access — only cash refunds (delivery guarantee) and chargebacks do.
• Upgrade credits: 100% of any prior purchase is credited toward a higher service tier. For Defense Playbooks ($127), upgrade credits toward the Case Decoder are valid for 30 days from purchase. For all other service tiers ($197+), upgrade credits are valid for 12 months from the original purchase date. Upgrade credits are non-transferable and have no cash value. Refunded purchases forfeit any associated upgrade credit.
• Disputes:If you're unsatisfied or believe there's a billing error, please contact us at help@imnotanattorney.com before filing a dispute with your bank. We respond within 24 hours. Unresolved chargebacks may result in suspension of your account and forfeiture of any remaining service access or upgrade credits.

6. User Responsibilities

By using our services, you represent and agree that:

• You are at least 18 years of age and have the legal capacity to enter into these Terms
• All information you provide is accurate, complete, and relates to your own legal matter or a matter you are legally authorized to act on behalf of
• You will use our services only for lawful purposes related to your own legal matters
• You will not share your upload links, report access tokens, or case access credentials with unauthorized third parties
• You understand that our reports are informational tools and will not use them as a substitute for licensed legal counsel
• You will not reproduce, redistribute, or resell our reports or deliverables except to share them with your own attorney

7. Intellectual Property

All content on this website — including blog posts, guides, analysis templates, report formats, scoring methodologies, and question frameworks — is the intellectual property of ImNotAnAttorney and is protected by applicable copyright and intellectual property laws. You may not reproduce, distribute, modify, or resell our content without prior written permission.

Reports generated for your case are licensed for your personal use only. You may share your report with your attorney for the purpose of discussing your case. You may not publish, post online, distribute, or use our reports for any commercial purpose.

8. Limitation of Liability

To the maximum extent permitted by applicable law, ImNotAnAttorney and its owners, employees, agents, and contractors shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, exemplary, or punitive damages, including but not limited to damages for loss of profits, goodwill, data, or other intangible losses, arising from or related to your use of (or inability to use) our services, regardless of the theory of liability.

Our total aggregate liability for any and all claims arising from or related to these Terms or your use of our services shall not exceed the amount you actually paid to ImNotAnAttorney for the specific service giving rise to the claim during the twelve (12) months preceding the claim.

We deliver our services as described on our website at the time of your purchase — no hidden fees, no bait-and-switch. Beyond that, we provide our services "as is" and "as available" without additional warranties, express or implied, including implied warranties of merchantability or fitness for a particular purpose.

We're a research partner, not a guarantor. Legal outcomes depend on facts, attorneys, judges, and circumstances we can't control. What we can control — and do — is the quality of the information and questions we put in your hands.

9. Document Handling

Discovery documents and case files you upload are stored securely and used solely for the purpose of providing your purchased service. We do not share your documents with third parties except as necessary to process your order (e.g., automated processing as described in Section 4). See our Privacy Policy for full details on data handling, retention periods, and deletion procedures.

10. Indemnification

Both you and ImNotAnAttorney benefit from clear expectations. You agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless ImNotAnAttorney and its owners, employees, agents, and contractors from and against any claims, damages, losses, liabilities, costs, and expenses (including reasonable attorneys' fees) arising out of or related to: (a) your violation of these Terms; (b) your violation of any applicable law or regulation; or (c) any materially inaccurate information you submit to us.

11. Dispute Resolution

Informal resolution first. Before filing any formal proceeding, you agree to contact us at help@imnotanattorney.com and attempt to resolve the dispute informally for at least thirty (30) days.

Binding arbitration.If we cannot resolve the dispute informally, you and ImNotAnAttorney agree that any dispute, claim, or controversy arising out of or relating to these Terms or our services shall be resolved by binding arbitration administered by the American Arbitration Association ("AAA") under its Consumer Arbitration Rules. The arbitration shall take place in Pinellas County, Florida, or at a location mutually agreed upon. The arbitrator's decision shall be final and binding and may be entered as a judgment in any court of competent jurisdiction.

Class action waiver. You agree that any arbitration or court proceeding shall be conducted only on an individual basis and not as a class action or other representative proceeding. You waive the right to participate in a class action lawsuit or class-wide arbitration.

Exceptions. Either party may bring a claim in small claims court if the claim qualifies. Nothing in this section prevents either party from seeking injunctive or equitable relief in court for matters relating to intellectual property or unauthorized access.

12. Electronic Communications Consent

By using our services, you consent to receive electronic communications from us, including: order confirmations, report delivery notifications, intake reminders, and service updates. You may also receive marketing emails if you subscribe to our email list. All marketing emails include an unsubscribe link, and you may opt out at any time. You agree that all agreements, notices, disclosures, and other communications provided electronically satisfy any legal requirement that such communications be in writing.

13. Force Majeure

ImNotAnAttorney shall not be liable for any failure or delay in performing our obligations where such failure or delay results from circumstances beyond our reasonable control, including but not limited to: natural disasters, acts of government, internet or telecommunications failures, third-party service outages, power failures, or cyberattacks. In such events, our delivery guarantee timeframes will be extended by the duration of the force majeure event.

14. Severability

If any provision of these Terms is found to be invalid, unenforceable, or illegal by a court of competent jurisdiction, the remaining provisions shall continue in full force and effect. The invalid provision shall be modified to the minimum extent necessary to make it valid and enforceable while preserving its original intent.

Waiver. Our failure to enforce any provision of these Terms does not constitute a waiver of our right to enforce that provision or any other provision in the future.

Assignment. We may assign these Terms or any rights under them without your consent (for example, in connection with a merger or acquisition). You may not assign your rights or obligations under these Terms without our prior written consent.

15. Modifications

We reserve the right to modify these Terms at any time. Material changes will be posted on this page with an updated "Last updated" date. If you have an active order, we will notify you of material changes by email. Material changes will never affect services you've already purchased under a prior version of these Terms. Continued use of our services after changes are posted constitutes your acceptance of the modified Terms.

16. Governing Law

These Terms of Service are governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of Florida, without regard to its conflict of law principles. Subject to the arbitration provision in Section 11, any legal proceedings shall be brought exclusively in the state or federal courts located in Pinellas County, Florida, and you consent to the personal jurisdiction of such courts.

17. Entire Agreement

These Terms, together with our Privacy Policy, constitute the entire agreement between you and ImNotAnAttorney regarding your use of our services. These Terms supersede all prior agreements, communications, and understandings, whether written or oral, regarding the subject matter herein. Section headings are for convenience only and do not affect interpretation. These Terms do not create any rights for third parties.

18. Contact

Questions about these Terms? Contact us at help@imnotanattorney.com.

ImNotAnAttorney LLC
195 Dr MLK Jr St N
St Petersburg, FL 33701