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Case Decoder

The charging document was not written for you. It was written for the people who do this every day — the judge, the prosecutor, and your own attorney, who all speak it fluently. You are the only person in the room reading it for the first time.

Your own case file is written in a language you were never meant to read. Here’s the translation.

Every element of what you are charged with, explained in plain English — ending in 15 questions built for your next attorney meeting.

$247

Delivered in 48 hours. No documents required.

This is legal information, not legal advice — and no report predicts your outcome.

Get the Case Decoder — $247

100% of what you pay credits toward the next tier for 12 months.

What You Get

  • A plain-English breakdown of exactly what you are charged with, element by element
  • Where things stand right now, and what the next stage of your case actually is
  • Charge Exposure Map, the penalty range your charge carries
  • Anything already working in your defense, named from your intake answers
  • When your case has them, the deadlines that attach to your charge and arrest date
  • Things Worth Asking About, the specifics in your case worth raising with your attorney
  • 15 questions written for your specific case, not a generic list
  • Meeting Toolkit, pre-meeting email, phone script, and a difficult-conversations guide
  • Discovery Preview Patterns, what tends to show up in a file like yours
  • Expert Witness Decision Tree and a Post-Meeting Evaluation Guide
  • Meeting Ready Sheet, a printable one-pager you can take to the meeting

How It Works

  1. Tell us about your case

    A short intake, no documents required. Your charges, your jurisdiction, and where you are in the process.

  2. We do the reading

    Your charges are decoded against the statutes they cite and the procedure your jurisdiction actually follows. Delivered in 48 hours.

  3. You walk in prepared

    You get a single report you can read on your phone or print, ending in a one-page sheet built for your next attorney meeting.

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The Case Decoder is the entry point. It is the same reading the people across the courtroom already did — handed to you instead.

$247

48 hours

Get the Case Decoder — $247
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Questions

No. The Case Decoder is built from your intake answers, so it works before discovery arrives. If you already have your discovery and want every page read, that is the X-Ray tier.

No. This is legal information and research. We are not a law firm and no attorney-client relationship is created. Decisions about how to use this information stay with you and your attorney.

No. No report predicts an outcome. The Case Decoder explains what you are charged with and what is worth asking about, so the conversation with your attorney starts further along.

Good defense attorneys welcome prepared clients. This is not a second opinion on their strategy, it is a translation of your own case file so you can follow it and ask better questions.

A single report at your own private link within 48 hours of submitting your case details. Every report is reviewed before it is sent. It is readable on a phone and formatted to print.

What you pay here credits 100% toward the next tier for 12 months. Upgrade credits apply to purchases you keep, a refunded purchase forfeits its credit.

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